How to insult this blog

Asking to buy advertising with a pitch such as:

Therefore I’m interested in buying advertisement space (my budget is unlimited).

Or worse, the following:

I would like to get an article on your blog about [REDACTED]. For this we would like to offer you 200 RM.

We are a [REDACTED] company and growing fast in all South East Asian markets. Once we get started we see the opportunity of building a long term relationship that would benefit both you and me.

We are currently handling a very handpicked selection of top blogs in Malaysia so the sooner you can get back to me the more I would be likely able to spend. Would be great if you can also send me your telephone number or skype account so we can have a quick chat on the details.

Do expect to get rather curt responses which tell you not to insult me.